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Joke of the Day

"What medical device helps people that are uncomfortable looking at male genitalia? A cockleer implant."

"Hate when I forget to grab a towel before I shower and have to dry off by doing karate in the mirror for 3 hours"

"Why did the blonde have a red sore on her belly button? Because blonde men are idiots too."

"SM A Masochist walks up to a Sadist. Masochist: Hurt me. HURT ME! Sadist: No."

"What's the nastiest part about having sex with someone's grandma? Well, that DependsTM"

"I [19/M] am in a D/s relationship, and mistook some pushover chick from my uni for my GF [18/F]! Whoops, wrong sub."

"My wife is going to the hair salon today so for the next few hours I will be practising my reaction."

"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."

"What if... Obama was secretly working for the government?"