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Joke of the Day

"What medical device helps people that are uncomfortable looking at male genitalia? A cockleer implant."

"Godzilla vs. A Floor Scattered With Legos"

"We should be more thankful for our wounded veterans Our freedom cost them an arm and a leg"

"Cops: COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS WHERE WE CAN SEE THEM Invisible Hands Adam: shit"

"Why does no one want to work in the yard with a carpenter? Because they take a fence to that."

"CAUTION: Even if your wife uses dual a sim phone, save both the number under one name ""WIFE"". Never save it as ""Wife 1"" & ""Wife 2""."

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? A cease and desist."

"Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear? Because he was Russian."

"I dropped my popcicle in the tub. I'm awfully sad. It was banana. Now it just tastes like bubble bath."

"Why did the boy put candles on the toilet? He wanted to have a birthday potty!"