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Joke of the Day
"Britain left the European Union.... Some think that the country will eurupt"
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"Me and my wife are married for so long that she can finish all of my sentences And the middle, sometime even the start, too"
"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"
"What's the best part about fingering a gypsy on her period? Getting your palms red at the same time."
"Sometimes I'm tempted to run into a Gym and tell men which machine they should be using to impress women. It's called an ATM."
"Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to....unless you're in prison."
"Fred: I'd love to be an actress. Harry: Break a leg then! Amy: Whatever for? Fred: Then you'd be in a cast for weeks."
"House arrest? You mean permission to excuse myself from social interaction? Oh no, judge. Please don't."
"My friend said he'll shave his hair for the first time in forever... I told him it was a....*bold* move."
"My mate is setting up a helpline for men who are addicted to masturbating..... I hope he pulls it off....."