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Joke of the Day

"What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap? I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts."

"Forget everything you learned in College.... ""Forget everything you learned in College, you won't need it working here."" ""But I never went to college."" ""I'm sorry your not qualified to work here."""

"What do Australian terrorists say before attacking? Uluruakbar"

"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."

"""Sexting"" is the sending of sexually explicit text and picture messages. It is not, apparently, an appropriate way to submit a resume."

"What musician has the hardest instrument to play? A Tromboner."

"TIFU by hiring a footlong sandwich as a replacement teacher. Oops, wrong sub."

"I found a great app to search for Greek restaurants in your neighborhood. It's called Gyroscope."

"What did Kim Jon Un say when his father died? Looks like his Korea is over"