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Joke of the Day
"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"
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"Scientists have found the cause of paedophilia. Sexy children."
"Dear bill collectors, if you want me to answer the phone, instead of ""no caller ID"" try something like ""free shoes"""
"Why did Ted Cruz's father assassinate JFK? To get to the other side!"
"The corner store started carrying Ben & Jerry's Creme Brulee ice cream so if anybody needs me I'll be fat"
"What does Lebron James do after winning the NBA Championship? He turns off his Xbox."
"Does anyone have the owner's manual for a wife? Mine's emitting a terrible whining noise."
"What do you call a fake friend? a faux!"
"""Oh, THANK GOD. I'm still a dog"" What dogs probably think when they wake up from one of their little nightmares"
"why dont they ever have plagues of endangered animals, like a plague of panda bears. oh no our entire bamboo crop is gone haha"