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Joke of the Day
"In America, Trump unseats black, male president. In Russia, president sits on Trump blackmail!"
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"*makes graveyard even scarier by carving all the tombstones into shark fins*"
"Deez Nutz GOTEM!"
"The difference between Jazz Hands and Blues Hands... The number of fingers and where you tell people to put them."
"Have you heard Schrodinger's joke? It's both funny and not funny at the same time, but there is no way of knowing if anyone else will laugh at it until you've told it."
"It's a good thing my new Thai girlfriend doesn't have an issue with small penises. I just wish she didnt have one."
"Did you hear about the teacher who had eye problems? She couldn't control her pupils."
"I've never known a complete Jew I have only known some who are Jew*ish*"
"The world is so politically correct these days. You used to be able to say ""black paint."" Now it has to be ""Jamal can you please paint my wall?"""
"Meant to type fairy godmother but wound up typing fairy gothmother and holy shit what a great band name that would be."