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Joke of the Day
"Pessimist: This can't get any worse. Optimist: Yes it can!"
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"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."
"Thought I saw a fat guy doing a killer air harmonica but it turns out he was just sneezing over and over."
"What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up? A Klondike Bar"
"Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas? Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!"
"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."
"What is the difference between black, morbid and brutal humor? Black humor - 12 children in one trash can Morbid humor - 1 children in 12 trash cans Brutal humor - 12 trash cans in one children"
"I woke up, after a drunken night, with two tattoos on my dick, but one of them was done in regular pen ink. So I rubbed one out."
"Did you know Donald Trump has a different hairpiece for each occasion? He even has toupe for sex."
"our teacher used to make us do 100 lines if we'd been naughty. my nose was wrecked at the end of it"