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Joke of the Day
"First thing Trump does as President... Is kick a Black man out of his house."
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"A mom hassles her son to take out the garbage. the boys says ""sheesh, mom you tell me to do that at least once a week!"""
"The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester."
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"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"
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"Sir, the breadsticks are limitless, not unlimited. You only get one but its potential as a breadstick knows no bounds."