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Joke of the Day
"Sometimes I worry that pizza isn't a real sport"
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"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."
"My girlfriend just got mad and accused me of stalking her. Well, she's not actually my girlfriend yet."
"Q: What do a bungee jump and a hooker have in common? A: They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead."
"Kylo Ren used to complain his parents were passive aggressive. Well, boo hoo. My dad was actively aggressive. Just ask my hand."
"Me: hey dad, what did you do before the internet? Dad: you have thirteen bros n sisters, do the math son."
"""Stressed"" backwards is ""desserts"" so chill and have that cupcake."
"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"
"What was Spiderman's major in college? Web Design"
"sweet potato fries ...could be made from sweet potatoes, or they could just be really awesome potato fries."