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Joke of the Day

"If you lend someone 20 Bucks, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it."

"A man walks in to a bar... He said ouch"

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"

"For the next president we should just elect the CEO of a dildo company at least they're honest about how they fuck people"

"Not all men are annoying. Some are dead."

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza delivery guy have in common? They can both smell it but they can't eat it."

"We don't thank them enough for it, but it was really cool that the Black Eyed Peas realized what they were doing was wrong and stopped."

"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"

"A fruit truck just crashed on the highway It caused a major traffic jam."

"Ready, Set, Go... Did you hear about the muslim who was shot by a starting pistol? It was race related."