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Joke of the Day
"What did the fat simpleton say to the psychic cripple? ""Hodor."" Edit: And this is dirty how?"
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"I've just been diagnosed with paranoia and constipation. I'm scared shitless."
"What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gag"
"Spinach and Anal Sex What do spinach and anal sex have in common? If you're forced to have either as a child, you'll never enjoy them as an adult."
"I was addicted to porn... ...but then I beat it."
"What is the difference between sex and golf? In golf, less strokes is enough to win. I could actually use some help refining the punchline on this one if anyone has some ideas."
"I hate when I tell my girlfriend to call me when she's feeling sensible and then 2 years go by before I realize I'm probably single."
"There is a blind guy called Miles, what is the name of his guide dog? Roger Daltrey."
"""hey is that a banana in your pock--"" *his pants open* *a banana steps out* *it walks towards you* *it hugs you* ""u have freed me. thank u"
"What do valley girls drink? Soo-Duhh!"