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Joke of the Day

"Did you guys ever prank your passed out friend by putting his hand in a bowl of warm water and then dropping a tiny toaster in it?"

"Fidel Castro was a Muslim Otherwise he would have been called ""Infidel""."

"The most exercise I get from my exercise ball is when I move it around in my apartment so that it's not in my way."

"Best Way To Impress a Girl.. Boy To Gym Coach: ""I Wanna Impress Cute Girl, I'm Gonna Meet In 3 Days Which Machine Should I Use?"" Coach: ""Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"""

"Why doesn't Jesus like M&Ms? They keep falling through. If that's not offensive enough, replace it with black Jesus and skittles."

"When I was your age, I was outside all day until dark 15: The batteries on cell phones must have been a lot better back then Me: ........."

"When I tickle my imaginary friend, people think Im casting spells"

"What's the Shah's favorite band? Iran Maiden"

"My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. It's ok though, she always comes crawling back."

"I told a blonde joke She didn't get it."