201975

Joke of the Day

"Ready, Set, Go... Did you hear about the muslim who was shot by a starting pistol? It was race related."

"I just typed ""relationship"" and it came up ""delusional"" on my phone. First time I realized my phone really is smart."

"Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic? He wanders through life wondering if there is a dog"

"Why was the storm trooper such a good dad? He could never hit his kids."

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes no legs and no dick? Still no fucking idea"

"Dolls have given us an unrealistic image of women. For example, I found out Russian women do not contain smaller Russian women inside them."

"Salesman: This jug is genuine Indian pottery. Customer: But it says ""Made in Cleveland."" Salesman: Haven't you ever heard of the Cleveland Indians?"

"Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny? It just makes cents."

"What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A buffaloaf."

"Prank caller: Is your refrigerator running? Me: Of course. Can't have these bodies at room temperature"