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Joke of the Day

"An Irishman walked out of a bar"

"I'd like to thank the British for wearing red coats and making it easier to shoot them 238 years ago. We couldn't have done this without you"

"I saw two blokes having a fight... I shouted, ""My money's on the one with the knife!"" You should have seen how fucking fast they both ran off."

"The church are upset about a new type of Heroin, called ""Jesus"" They hate it when people take the Lord's name in vein."

"Teenage sex. Haha-ha...ha...amirite guys?... : {"

"Girls say they want a guy who is funny and spontaneous but when I tap on the window at night dressed as a clown it's all panic and screaming"

"The joke is on you, fruit flies. We don't even have any fruit."

"The Civil War wasn't about slavery . . . . . . it was about ethics in journalism."

"Two men .... Two men walked into a building, You would have thought one of them would have seen it!"

"Did you hear the one about the gay couple who were perfect for each other? Gerald Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzgerald."