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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a woman with one black eye? Nothing, you've already told her."
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"What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!"
"What do you call a cavator that isnt a cavator anymore? an EXcavator"
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""
"If it requires pants or a bra ... it aint happening."
"MOM STOP LICKING YOUR FINGER TO CLEAN MY FACE I'M IN A GANG NOW"
"I like my pizza like I like my women... Hot and delivered to my house."
"So I just asked my SO's mother the agenda for tomorrow's festivities... And my girlfriend interrupted with ""Well I'll be female""."
"Why are asymptomatic cardiology patients so trustworthy? Because they can't tell afib"
"Have you seen the new movie Constipation? It hasn't come out yet..."