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Joke of the Day
"What did the doctor say to the angry midget? ""I'm going to ask you to be a little patient."""
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"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."
"I love cliffhangers ..."
"[At work] ""guys check this out"" [Tries to do the fake walking downstairs thing but gets it wrong & walks up into the air] ""Holy shit help"""
"Ladies, if a man says he will fix it, he will. There's no need to remind him every six months about it."
"Life is a lot like sex... It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation."