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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever listened to someone talk for a while and started to wonder ""who ties your shoelaces for you?"""

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"Why Heisenberg didn't have any kids the second he found the position he lost the momentum, when he got momentum he couldn't find the position."
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"[ordering pizza alone] Yeah I'd like a large pepperoni and *changes voice* A medium sausage *changes voice again* Another large pepperoni"
"My super buff friend told me he never uses any fitness supplements... I didn't believe him and said ""no whey?"""