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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a joke without a punchline??"
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"37yo husband just bought himself clothes from Hollister. Please keep my family in your thoughts during this difficult time."
"Here's two short jokes and a long joke: joke. joke. joooooooke."
"How do you keep water warn in the winter? Have it wear an aqua-fur."
"HER:I love Tolstoy's take on the human moral struggle ME:*Trying to impress* See I prefer Tolstoyee 3 where Woody was in the trash compactor"
"What's the difference between Santa and Jewish Santa? One goes down the chimney, the other goes up."
"Relax lady, you can quit giving me dirty looks. I don't want my own husband, so I sure as hell don't want yours."
"Why do Egyptian warships have glass floors? So they can see their air force"
"Taylor Swift's ex-boyfriends should band together to create a compilation album entitled ""Maybe it's not us, it's you..."""
"What do you call a five year old with no friends? [dark] A sandy hook survivor"