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Joke of the Day
"Being a gentleman never goes out of style."
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"What is up with these reposts? It must be heredditory."
"""oh holy crap this farmer just crucified a dude, maybe we shoud stay away from this farm"" - what crows realy think when they see a scarecrow"
"There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind."
"I don't use my power for good or evil. Mainly, I use it to watch TV, microwave food, and charge my phone."
"[sees crush] Oh you're going to the mall? Wow weird me too. I totally need a new *tries to think of something at the mall* escalator"
"If a woman asks if she looks fat, it's not enough to say ""no."" You must also act very surprised by the question. Jump backwards if necessary"
"What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night? I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help..."
"Opinions are like assholes.. Everybody's got one; Most of them aren't that pretty; and No one needs another one."
"Two sperms are talking with each other... ""Hey man, how long till we get the ovaries?"" ""Long way still, we just passed the throat."""