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Joke of the Day
"You know, that Poisson distribution is really strange. It's just not Normal."
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"Just wanted to tell the weekend that I love you and I will be back, I will not let the weekdays take me away from you."
"I'll never forgive the Nazis for how they treated my grandad in that concentration camp during the war... Five years he was there on that machine gun tower, and never got a single promotion..."
"Want to buy a pocket computer? No thanks I already know how many pockets I've got."
"People who say ""I hate to bother you"" need to learn to hate it a little bit more."
"""Seriously, is that what I look like?"" - robot watching a guy 'doing the robot'"
"Q: Which is the most courteous State in the US? A: Conetiquette"
"Why did the condom go flying through the air? ... It got pissedoff."
"I bet my friend $1000 I'd never take it in the butt. He says I am just a sore loser."
"Why is leather armor best for sneaking? It's literally made of hide."