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Joke of the Day

"My wife keeps telling me to stop drinking I tell her to stop lying, there is no way she can see through 2 black eyes."

"muffins So there were these two muffins. They go into the oven and one muffin says to the other ""is it hot in here or is it just me?"" The other muffin says ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"""

"Pornhub titles always lack depth, and imagination. Yes, we know college girl tries anal for first time, but whats her major? Her dreams?"

"cop: we found your wife with a knife in her back me: that doesn't sound like her, she never kept a knife there"

"Buy a man a fish, and feed him for a day, but teach a man to fish... And he has to buy a fishing pole, tackle, fishing line, and acquire a fishing licence."

"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"

"What do you call a Black man that walks by a Cop? A Pencil cause he's full of lead!"

"I dropped my bowl of SpaghettiOs and it spelled 'oooooooo' on the floor. Spooky"

"Just got a gift for my dog. I bought my dog a cute toy from the pet shop and she immediately broke it. I demanded my money back but the manager said they won't refund a dead hamster."

"why did the 2016 presidential election suck? It was a real Hack job."