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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the ghost of a chicken? A poultrygeist!"
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"What did the hat say to the scarf? You hang around, and I'll go on ahead."
"it's so crazy to think that, before the internet, real celebrities had to tattoo the little blue checkmark on their faces"
"Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool."
"Did you hear about the communist nymphomaniac? When the workers of the world united, they all got an equal part in her."
"In porn, large breasted women home alone order a LOT of pizza and never have money. They've lots to learn about nutrition & cash management."
"threesome Joke Q: A teacher asks, ""What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?"" A: A student repsonds, ""3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."""
"""You're an idiot."" -My wife, after frantically looking around after I scream the word ""HAY!"" while pointing at hay for the millionth time."
"An optimist says the glass is half full, a pessimist says the glass is half empty... ... an engineer just points out that the glass is twice as big as it needs to be."
"people said my days of misquoting famous idioms were over but I'm like a phoenix rising from molasses"