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Joke of the Day

"A very lame Hitler Wordplay joke. What Does Hitler hate most about Breakfast? The *Juice*."

"What do you call a white girl with an ass? A honkey with a donk-ey"

"""Huh?"" - Wonder Woman"

"You know that woman in the infomercial that didn't know how to use a regular blanket cuz it wasn't a Snuggie? No way she's still alive."

"People who say they don't have any problems are lying to you, but at least give them credit for not telling you about them."

"What is a sure way to pleasure 9 out of 10 people? Gang rape."

"My version of ""Free hugs"" is a sign hung around my neck that says ""Ewww, get the fuck away from me."""

"How much does a Satanist weigh? A pentagram."

"29 months? Yeah, no, I meant how old is your kid in HOURS."

"THIS JUST IN: Foreign suppliers of shredded cheese on strike. Eyewitnesses report protesting workers holding signs that read: ""MAKE AMERICA GRATE AGAIN"""