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Joke of the Day
"What did the RAM stick say to the politician? I'm PC2!"
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"What is Spock's Birth Control method Vulcanized Rubber"
"What do you call an angry toilet? Pissed off"
"I'm available if anyone needs me to ruin a good thing before it even starts."
"Violently swerving ur car will not throw a spider off the window. Doesnt work like it does with humans. Just in case u need to know."
"I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today.... I can't believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That's 7 years in a row now."
"what do you get when you put a baby in a blender? nsfw an erection"
"What is the National bird of Pakistan? Drone"
"What's the difference between a Trump rally and a Klan rally? Several thousand yards of white fabric."
"Bomb squads must love Daylight Savings Time because of the extra hour they get before the bomb explodes."