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Joke of the Day

"I saw two Asian guys backing up a UHaul truck to a Home Depot and it reminded me of a great thing about being white. I know someone with a pickup truck."

"What do you call the spaces between the bits on a comb? Hair-vents."

"I've been eating a lot of eggs lately.. I must be on an egg roll."

"Aoccdrnig to Ylae rseaerch, it deosn't mtater waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are in, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is how mcuh mnoey you hvae"

"How does the Hulk make money? He flips houses."

"Motels 1 through 5 must've been real dumps."

"Don't eat my chocolate. I'll be back Monday."

"Once I had a machine that made counterfeit pennies. I regret it now, but it made a lot of cents at the time."

"I don't need WebMD to tell me what's wrong with me, I have my mother."

"I used to miss Mitch Hedburg I still do... But I used to, too. RIP"