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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the man who lost his left arm and his left leg? He was all right."

"A stitch in time... Would confuse Einstein"

"What is a pirates favorite letter? You may think it's R but it actually be the mighty C"

"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."

"Then an extremely attractive couple walked in, instantly ruining everyone else's good time."

"what does the Jewish midwife say to the Non-Jewish woman who just gave birth? It's a Goy !"

"An MIT grad, a Harvard alum and a teenager that just got released from juvenile hall are all working at a Starbucks. ..."

"Telling our kids we were born before the Internet is going to be the new 'I walked to school in the snow without shoes'"

"Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man. Confused, he looks at the man and says, ""I AM THOR."" And they guy says, ""You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."""

"What's another name for a ""penis potato""? A dictator."