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Joke of the Day
"What is a pirates favorite letter? You may think it's R but it actually be the mighty C"
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"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"
"How can we call ourselves ""evolved"" when signs are needed to remind people to wash their hands after they go to the bathroom?"
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"
"How to get holy water? Boiling the hell out of it"
"Long underwear is the fur that God forgot to give us."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !"
"A Roman walks into a bar Holds up two fingers and says five beers please."
"When is Independence Day 2 coming out? 9/11"
"Where do holy men sleep? Monk beds."