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Joke of the Day
"What did 18 Year olds in the Byzantine Empire do for fun? Nothing they were busy teens."
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"Tweeting angrily about issues does nothing. If you really want to make a difference, you have to get out there and sign an online petition."
"[consoling grieving widow] so I guess you'll be looking for a new owner for his pokemon collection?"
"What did one paedophile say to the other? Swap you two fives for a ten"
"I can't bend my pinky without my ring finger bending as well..is this normal? Let's hear your results 'cause I know you just tried it."
"Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped Slept for two hours"
"I got into an argument with my friend and he said, ""Yeah, well my dad can beat up your dad!"" I'm sick of these dad hominem attacks."
"Remember that scene in Die Hard qhen the hero squeezes the magazine's boobs? Now he can really die hard."
"What do you call a fake Chinese iPhone? A slanted-iPhone"
"My girlfriend just said, ""Your obsession with cats is out of control, so I've packed your bags."" I think she's kicking meeeowt."