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Joke of the Day

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"What are Islamic extremists favourite drink? Smirnoff Isis"

"I'm black, and I really hate it when my white friend doesn't answer my calls. I guess some old habits never die... White man always leavin' me hanging"

"DOCTOR: At a guess, how much alcohol do you drink in a day? ME: Hardly any D: That's excellent ME [swigs vodka] But I'm a terrible guesser"

"Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? He heard the ref was blowing fouls."

"The biggest joke of 2015.. When you have Donald Trump, Hilary Clinton, and Deez Nuts running for President."

"4-year-old: What's that? Me: A vegetable you won't like. If you don't tell Mom, I'll take it from you. *eats her bacon*"

"when someone near me yawns i can't help but match the yawn with a visually similar scream"

"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."

"I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen It's like no one knows Houthis guys are."