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Joke of the Day

"What did the letter F say when he became cool? Sup G?"

"Why doesn't the sun go to college? It's extremely bright, it already has 28 million degrees."

"2 fish were in a tank, what did one of them say to the other? How do I drive this thing?"

"I hate these supposedly ""funny t-shirts"". Just the other day I saw one which on the front said ""I'm not gay..."" and on the back said ""but my boyfriend is"". So I asked my girlfriend to take it off."

"Why did the Ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? It wasn't editable."

"One month of nofap here i pun! *Cum"

"Where does Walmart keep the Terminator toys? Aisle B, back."

"Depresso; the feeling you get when you've run out of coffee."

"I prepare my daughter for disappointment by always giving her the iPad with a 4% charge."

"It turns out I have my shirt on backwards and I'm wearing two different socks. I apologize for being so flamboyant with my heterosexuality."