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Joke of the Day
"Currently helping my son search for his chocolate that I ate last night."
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"When looking at the list of the best 10 Presidents of the last 150 years Obama's name really jumps off the page. Because it knows it sure as hell doesn't belong there."
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"I just invented this new word! Plagiarism."