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Joke of the Day
"Which one of you eggs is my employer?"
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"Whenever I'm getting off a plane I like to go up to the pilot, lean in really close and whisper ""I had my phone on that whole time."""
"A farmer puts his sick pig into a cold saltwater bath. Needless to say, the pig was cured."
"You can catch a decent buzz from smoking catnip but don't be surprised if you wake up on top of the fridge."
"Dora, with all the questions she poses to her audience, is breeding a generation that will scream loudly at the characters in scary movies."
"My wife's been missing for a week and the police said to prepare for the worst..... ...so I went to Goodwill and got all her clothes back."
"A Valentines joke from yours truly, Cyclops <3 x Roses are Red Violets are Red Everything is Red...sigh"
"Julius Caesar goes into a bar... ... and asks for a martinus. Puzzled, the bartender asks, ""Do you mean a martini?"" ""No. Just one, please."""
"If you're the smartest person in the room, you are in the wrong room."
"How often do scientists check the element table? Periodically..."