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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? He didn't either."
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"Wives live longer than their husbands.. because they are not married to a woman (Courtesy ""Whose Line It is Anyway"")"
"How does every racist joke start? with a look over your shoulder"
"I met Jay-Z in '09 and he said ""Meet my fiance, Beyonce"" and I was like ""That rhymes, you should rap!"" and we laughed and he sold me crack."
"What did Paul Walker say after filiming the car chase scene?"
"Kanye West was found alive in his apartment today. Another sad day for the music industry in 2016."
"Why is the show called SpongeBob when... Patrick is the star. Hurr durr. Tee-hee."
"How do thunderstorms invest their money? -In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets"
"When John Wayne died, he had 40 pounds of fecal matter in his intestines. It sounds like a lot of shit, but it's true."
"Which state serves the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota."