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Joke of the Day
"I should put my GPA up for adoption. There's no way I can raise it by myself."
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"Hillary Clinton and Donald trump both are in the same car, who should be the driver? The police"
"My dog's got no ""O""s. - How does it spell? - ""dg""."
"Micheal J. Fox made a Twitch account. He doesn't play games, he just sits there."
"RIP Ronaldo's Moth. The world's most famous footballing insect has died after a long and illustrious career. He was 6 weeks old."
"What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless."
"Why do tampons have strings attached? So you can floss after you eat. Alt ending: So the crabs can bungee jump."
"Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does."
"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Mega-sore-ass"
"What do you want on your tombstone? pepperoni and cheese...."