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Joke of the Day
"""Expecto me to be there"" Harry Potter RSVPing to a party"
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"I bought my wife a refrigerator for her birthday. I know it's not the best gift in the world, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"*works out for six weeks *loses 2 lbs *eats a carrot *gains it back"
"Tony Abbot Nuff' said"
"Sure, white people can't say the ""N word"" but. atleast we can say phrases like, ""Thanks for the warning, Officer"" and, ""Hey, Dad."""
"What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile."
"I must be a geologist I keep finding a new rock bottom."
"What's the difference between a zombie and a redneck? One is a brainless, dirty, slow moving abomination, and the other is a zombie."
"What is a paranoid man's favorite food? Who wants to know?"
"What is the difference between an American rabbit and a French rabbit? The American rabbit goes hippity hop and the French rabbit goes lickety split!"