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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a slutty dinosaur? A tricerathot"
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"It's confusing when a girl is both beautiful and doesn't listen to terrible music."
"What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day? You're purrr-fect for me!"
"Tried to catch fog yesterday... Mist."
"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."
"""Action, camera, lights!"" - dyslexic and now unemployed director"
"Based on how I startle when toast pops up, I will never look cool walking away from an explosion."
"Him: I'm tolerant of the gay lifestyle. A neighbor of mine was gay. Me: Thanks. I'm tolerant of yours too. A neighbor of mine was an idiot."
"I asked my phone what its favorite joke was: What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive on time? ""One day my prints will come."""
"9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%."