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Joke of the Day
"Which part of your body shuts down last when you die? The eyes, cause they di-late."
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"How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? Juan by Juan."
"Haven't heard from my boyfriend in 3 days. Trying to start a prayer chain. He blocked me after I set up a wedding website so please RT."
"Knock knock, who's there? ""Star wars episode IV a new"" ""Star wars episode IV a new who?"" ""Star wars episode IV a new whope"" So bad that it's good?"
"Bjerg is so fly That he's sren"
"Let's both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."
"I'm a hard core Trekkie except instead of Star Trek, alcohol."
"Which is heavier: a ton of feathers or a ton of bricks? Depends on which weigh you think about it"
"My wife told me to strive for perfection, so I divorced her and started dating a swimsuit model."
"[Conspiracy Theory] The second Darth Vader slashed off Luke Skywalker's hand, Luke became... ...Hand Solo."