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Joke of the Day
"Yo mama so fat... ... The holiday photos are still printing"
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"Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice! Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone."
"A painting was arrested... It cried out ""I've been framed! Don't hang me!"""
"What do you call a fat alien? An extra-cholesterol. ...I'm so sorry."
"The late great artist of the 20th century Yelvis. YOU AIN NOTHING BUT A HOUND DOG! CRYING ALL THE TIME."
"That awkward moment when Batman opens the condom compartment instead of the Batarang compartment in his utility belt."
"I've got a new job putting make-up on turds It's pretty shit."
"7 y/o daughter: Hey dad, can I see your phone for a minute? Me: You got a warrant?"
"Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. Guess they don't like random people coming up to their door."
"Two racist women were fighting on a subway.... the other woman said ""Go suck a big black albino dick""."