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Joke of the Day
"I say this to girls at the bar, gets tons of laughs everytime. ""So, what's your number?"""
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"How do you turn a cobra into a rattlesnake? Give it to Michael J Fox"
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"If you haven't logged onto Facebook for awhile, Judy Ann Ross from 10th grade algebra is enjoying a chicken salad sandwich right now."
"How many portuguese people can fit on a scooter? A Brazilian"
"Believe it or not, my wife and I were actually matched on Tinder. We'd been married for 12 years."
"Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth."
"British corn maze scientist found out..."
"What do a veterinary clinic and kpop fans have in common? Euthanasia"
"My first job... My first job out of college was a ""diesel fitter"" at a pantyhose factory... As they came off the line, I would hold them up and say, ""Yep, deez'll fit her!"""