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Joke of the Day

"Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth."

"How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light? Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it."

"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."

"A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil? Because I'm trying to score with you seven times."

"Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock."

"Zuckerberg's next aquisition will be twitter to complete his WTF trilogy."

"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"

"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."

"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"

"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."