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Joke of the Day

"Well, son, when a man loves a woman very much he expresses that love by slowly transforming into a human sloth."

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"Why do asian women like white men so much? Because they don't wanna look at themselves, when they have sex."
"A nice pick-up line I made up Hey are you from Brazil? Because I'm trying to score with you seven times."
"Today at the church, the lady next to me lit a cigarette and started smoking it... I almost dropped my beer in shock."
"Zuckerberg's next aquisition will be twitter to complete his WTF trilogy."
"Why does Bigfoot have a nice butt Because he does sassquats"
"Why are Holocaust jokes never clean? Because they're full of Germans."
"""I believe I can fry"" - R Kelly filling out McDonald's application"
"What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year? Breakfast."