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Joke of the Day

"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"

"Why did I buy a bolt? Because the hardware store clerk was a 300 pound flaming homosexual, and I was afraid to ask him for a screw"

"With gay marriage being legal now does that mean we don't have to call them butt buddies anymore? Good because that was a pain in the ass."

"I personally don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis."

"You really have to respect the male pornstars They're always working hard"

"My girlfriend says that I've got the body of a guy half my age. Which would be a nice compliment if I wasn't 22."

"Yes, people who exercise live longer. But those extra years are spent...umm...excercising!"

"Did you hear the one about the gay man on the patch? Word is he's down to about four butts a day."

"What's the difference between cider and apple juice? My wife doesn't let me cum in apple juice :-("

"How can you tell two people are married? Both are yelling at the same kid."