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Joke of the Day
"I ran my car into a pole The poor bastard never saw me coming"
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"Why did Hitler lose the war? Because his tanks wouldn't stop Stallin'."
"Why did the man get sent to jail? Black male"
"""This undercooked pasta is an absolute car crash"" What do you mean? ""It's all denty"""
"Doctor Am I pregnant? A lady goes to a doctor to find out if she is pregnant Doc: Hmm, Looks like your Preganant... Girl: Am I? Doc: No it just looks like you are"
"Saw an article on Facebook that a local bank was robbed. It had one like. They should probably look at that person as the robbery suspect."
"Airplanes: offering you the comforts of gas station food/drinks at popular night club prices"
"My favourite joke - Two blondes are standing either side of a river, one asks the other ""how do you get to the other side?"" The other replies ""You are on the other side...?"""
"[first date] Boy: so where are you from? Me: [points to all you can eat sign] I live here now."
"So apparently they have to HIRE you to take off your shirt at Abercrombie"