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Joke of the Day
"No matter if you are a man or a woman Taking off a bra is usually a pretty awesome event."
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"[doing an identification at the coroner's office] It's not her; my wife has a head."
"[Interview with a time traveller] ""What's life like in the year 3000?"" It's pretty much the same as 2015 but you can download a towel"
"What do u call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto"
"What do Polish arctic researchers do at elections? They have a polar pole poll."
"Politicians are like sperm.. one in a million turn out to be an actual human being."
"I hate people who love anal sex They're all fucking assholes"
"Sexually rubbing the wall until you find the light switch."
"I generally don't trim my ear hair until it effects my peripheral vision."
"I told my wife I didn't want to watch Kevin Heart's Seriously Funny because he is a sellout ""Not compared to Kevin Durant!"" She laughed. True story."