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Joke of the Day
"You've failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !"
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"Do you know what my least favorite thing about drinking goats milk is? Getting the grass stains off my back."
"I gave away all of my dead batteries Free of charge."
"stereotypes are like black people not to be trusted"
"What did one cancer cell say to the other cancer cell ? Let's go get Jobs."
"When there's still peanut butter on the knife after a dishwasher run, I just put it in the drawer because that peanut butter is clean."
"What sport do Japanese people watch? Desuball"
"What do you call a dog underwater? A sub woofer."
"Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Just like me, they long to eat your sandwiches."
"1 year ago today, the world ended. RIP everyone."