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Joke of the Day
"Why is craving karma points ironic? Because it's pointless."
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"Why do white girls only travel in packs of 3's? Because omg they can't even."
"What did the little girl say when opened up a box of Cheerios? Awww, look daddy, doughnut seeds!!!"
"Mom: So, do you have someone special in your life? Me: Define ""someone"" Mom: You know, a boyfriend. Me: Define ""boyfriend"""
"Did you hear about Disney's new Tick Tock Crock ride? It's killer."
"Once I was travelling in a taxi, the taxi driver said: ""I am very happy with this job. I am my own boss and nobody can order me what to do."" Then I said: ""Take left."""
"There are two fish in a tank... ...and one says to the other, ""how do we drive this thing?"""
"Banker: You're sure you want a reverse mortgage & get how it works? Me(imagines bank making huge unaffordable payments to me for years): Yes"
"Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side."
"I have the attention span of a... Have I ever told you how much I like porn?"