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Joke of the Day
"What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants? Oh look! A heard of elephants."
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"I had a terrible nightmare last night that I ate a muffler. Today, I'm so exhausted."
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"How does a sheep farmer find a sheep on top of the mountain ? Acceptable"
"I was actually president of the anti-voting club in high school ... I never got re-elected"