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Joke of the Day

"Circumcision and Manners Why did they used to circumcise the penis? Because in the good old days, you took off your hat when you were in the presence of a lady."

"Weed is the answer... .. when your parents tells you to be the highest among the rest of the students in your class."

"A sandwich walks into a bar... the bartender says: ""Sorry, we don't serve food here."""

"Wanna hear a joke about the eleventh letter of the alphabet? No? K."

"If I ever had to hear ""Margaritaville"" in its entirety I would strangle myself to death."

"Ever had a yellow snowcone? Urine for a treat!"

"I love smiling at random people. Some of them smile back. Some of them get really creeped out, but that makes it worth it."

"What do you call a prositute on her period? Unemployed."

"Bob Ross went to hell... ...to beat the devil out of it ;) P.S. Just finished watching some episodes. I miss him so much ;( Paint in peace my friend...and God bless ;)"

"It ruins the joke and confuses everyone. What happens when you mix up where to put the set-up and the punchline of a joke?"