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Joke of the Day
"Got my new Chinese cookbook today....""101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"""
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"Your mama's so stupid She killed herself for life insurance"
"Why did Obama cross Pennsylvania Ave?"
"When I text ""K."", I worry my amigos will think I'm asking them to repeat themselves but then I remember that this joke is terrible."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin' off."
"Mexican Olympics Why can't Mexico field a winning Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is in the US."
"Raisins are like tiny senior citizens you can eat."
"[outpost in the Arctic Circle] ""I'm quitting, here's my 2 week notice"" BOSS: The days last 6 months here ""Sonofa..."""
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? Well it ain't three cause my basement is still dark."
"Out of all the children's stories, Goldilocks is the most ridiculous. How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony? smh"