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Joke of the Day
"What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters? The Post Office"
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"Don't play the game where you listen to Mellencamp's ""Small Town"" and drink every time he says ""small town"". I just woke up in a dumpster."
"What did Montenegro's internet domain name say when it broke up with Yugoslavia? It's not yu it's me."
"What did one ocean say to the other? ""Check out this awesome plane I got! I hear Malaysian is a pretty rare brand."" ""Nah man, they aren't; I got one too."""
"I can't wait to tell my grandchildren how many times I've survived the end of the world."
"Will a rabbi charge a lot for circumcisions? No. He just keeps the tips."
"I may have no one rocking my world right now, but I have no one ruining it either!"
"My doctor's just told me I am suffering from paranoia Well, he didn't actually say that, but I could tell it was what he was thinking"
"War: what is it good for? Resource acquisition, eliminating your enemies, blowing stuff up, feeling like a big man. So, lots actually."
"I watched Transformers today. I've spent the last 2 hours in my garage telling my car I know his secret. He's shy."