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Joke of the Day
"Excuse me miss, you've got a little bit of face on your makeup there."
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"What's the number one killer of African-Americans? I don't know, just axe them."
"peanut Little Sally: Mommy, Mommy, Little Frankie showed me his penis on the playground! It reminded me of a peanut! Mommy (startled): Oh! Was it really small? Little Sally: No, it was salty!"
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
"Why are redneck murders so hard to solve? Because all the DNA matches and there's no dental records."
"i just crashed my car in a lane between two houses, owned by mr and mrs ball, and one owned by mr and mrs smith thank god i was dragged out by the smiths"
"I was going to tell a gay joke Butt fuck it"
"*wakes up in hospital* What happened? ""It was a heart attack"" Will I be ok? *a big heart outside slowly taps on window with a bat* ""No"""
"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"
"What is green and sits crying in the corner? The incredible Sulk."