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Joke of the Day

"Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man? A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)"

"My sister said I'm being immature. I guess she isn't getting her nose back"

"A stupid knock knock joke Knock knock! Who's there? Europe. Europe Who? No you're a poo!"

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"How long does it take to get from Dorne to Meereen? It Varys."

"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."

"My friend just just dumped a funeral director she was dating. She said he was a real stiff."

"I don't live in my mother's basement... I live in your mother's basement."

"I texted my girlfriend ""goodnight, love you"" but accidentally sent it to my boss. Now Its awkward, cause he holds my hand during meetings."

"Unlike Jesus, I did not have a virgin birth It is, however, looking increasing likely that I'll have a virgin death"