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Joke of the Day

"What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling? You belong."

"Did you hear about the new protagonist in Mass effect 4? It's Commander Lamb. (From a friend of mine... Told it to me while we were in a party chat)"

"shoutout to all the objects in my perceptual field. u know who u are ;)"

"You dug the hole you're in... now stop whining and start climbing."

"Q: What did the blond do when she missed the 66 Bus? A: She took the 33 bus twice instead."

"A woman walks into a hardware store and says, ""I want to buy a hinge."" The clerk says, ""Do you wanna screw for that hinge?"" The woman replies, ""No thanks, but I'll blow you for a toaster."""

"Innocent little girl !! ""Would you make a frog noise for me?"" The grandad, confused asks, ""why?"" The little girl replies, ""dad says when you croak we are all going to disneyland""."

"What is a duck's favorite drug? Quack (Sorry for wasting your time)"

"best funny prank pakistan you cannot stop your laughing nice one"

"God lets you know where you stand with him by how tangled your headphones get."