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Joke of the Day
"What is white and streaks across the sky at blinding speeds? The coming of the lord"
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"enlarger My wife suggested I get a penis enlarger. So I did, she's 25 and her name is Tiffany"
"What sound does a bloated dead horse make when you beat it? If you're still waiting for a punchline, why are you here?"
"What do you call a black girl with braces giving a blowjob Black and Decker pecker wrecker"
"Life is like toilet paper... You're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"A wife can enjoy anything, until it's not my salary."
"What is a Nazi's favorite bird? Q: What's a Nazi's favorite bird? A: Austrich"
"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""
"What do you call a cow with Parkinson's? Beef jerky"
"Because of texting, today's generation has no idea of the horror felt when get caught passing a note in class and having the teacher make you read it out loud!"