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Joke of the Day

"Why did the goal post get angry? Because the bar was rattled!"

"A lawyer walks into a bar... exam. I just thought of this one. Not sure if I'm the first."

"If I had a time machine, I would just keep going back to bed."

"You know why Santa Claus doesn't have any children? Because he only comes once a year and that's down a chimney."

"Research suggests that when someone disagrees with you, you should speak faster so they have less time to process what you're saying."

"What did the Jihad name his concession stand? ""Allahu Snackbar!"""

"My thai girlfriend told me a small penis doesn't matter... ...I still wish she didn't have one though"

"My friend made this joke after there was an accident at his gym where him and his friends to parkour. My friend broke toes while doing a wall flip. I guess he got off on the wrong foot."

"Working at the aluminum recycling plant is the saddest job I've ever had... ... It's just soda pressing."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four they'd be called chicken sedans!"